TV Funhouse

Doug must wrangle up his own fun when the Anipals ditch him to head for high times south of the border in Tijuana.

• Wonderman - After stopping a robbery at an ice cream van, Wonderman (voiced by Robert Smigel) meets Velma (voiced by Deanna Storey) and works to hook her up with his alias of Henry Moore so that he can get laid.
• Mnemonics: Your, Dear Dear Friend - A live-action educational film discusses how to improve your memory. Featuring Katherine Sena Heisler, Natalie Laspina, Nicholas Boak, and Bryan Hyman as the students, Alan Spilton as the surgeon, and Kate Super as the nurse. Narrated by Robert Smigel.
• The Baby, the Immigrant, and the Guy on Mushrooms — Artemis the Cat works to keep the clueless trio from getting into danger at a construction site. Featuring the voices of Doug Dale, Sarah Thyre, and Robert Smigel.
• Policeman - A live-action educational film about the duties of a police officer (portrayed by Jay Spadero). Also featuring Robert Trumbull as the governor and Richard Schlam as the chef. Narrated by Eve Josephson.

Doug and Rocky the Fish have a luau all by themselves while the Anipals help Chickie rescue his 95th son, Jason, from a cult.

• Kidder, Downey, and Heche: Private Trespassing Investigators: Margot Kidder, Robert Downey Jr., and Anne Heche (voiced by Ana Gasteyer) use their trespassing abilities to help a woman look for her dog Corky. Featuring the voices of Joe Lo Truglio, Robert Smigel, and Nancy Walsh.
• Overcoming Bowel Moments: A Teenager's Guide to Self Control: A live-action educational film that teaches the viewers how to control their bowel movements using God's plan. Featuring Massimo Di Giovanna, Nicholas Joy, Bob Goodman, Mary Ann Conk, Ruth Last, Kevin Payne, and Joe Lo Truglio. Narrated by A.D. Miles who also produced this short.
• Klassic Kartoon Kommercials: An advertisement for a bug spray called Attack that stops cockroaches dead. Featuring the voices of Brade Abelle, Darren Baker, Daniel Barrios, Doug Dale, Daniel Fitzgerald, Jen Jiles, and Dino Stamatopoulos.

The Anipals tap Doug's spine to extract his Christmas cheer. After one of Chickie's sons helps to turn the cheer into powder, the Anipals snort it and get addicted to powdered Christmas cheer.

• Tingles - A stop-motion cartoon about Tingles the Christmas Tension who appears on December 23rd where he sprinkles tension dust everywhere.
• Lost Cartoon Flashback Presents: The Harlem Globetrotters First Christmas - The Harlem Globetrotters celebrate their first Christmas where they go back in time to the birth of Jesus. Featuring the voices of Andrew Daly as Saint Joseph, Tyrone Finch as Meadowlark Lemon, Ana Gasteyer as Mary, Tim Meadows as Curly Neal, Tracy Morgan as Hubert "Geese" Ausbie, and Robert Smigel. This segment originally aired on Saturday Night Live on December 12, 1998.
• Places to Find Your Christmas Present - An instruction video that tells kids about the different places where they can find their hidden Christmas present. Featuring Gene Burke, Matthew Cowell, Sara Kapner, and Sam Stone. Narrated by Dan Landi.

The Anipals appear on the Sally Jessy Raphael show to help Dave, an endangered lizard, to get laid, leaving Doug to celebrate Mexican Day with a tequila worm and a Puerto Rican Mexican-food deliverer.

• Fetal Scooby-Doo — A parody of the Scooby-Doo series where fetus versions of Mystery Inc. solve a mystery at the old amusement park and have encounters with the fetal version of a Headless Horseman and the Ghost of Baron Von Wilhelm. Featuring the voices of Amy Bennett, Dan Goettel, Elon Gold, Dino Stamatopoulos, and Leyna Juliet Webber.
• Jokámel — A Joe Camel parody of the anime series Pokémon following Joe Camel's departure from the cigarette mascot business with the cartoon being tobacco free as the protagonists fight against Team Mortar. There is also commercials for Jokámel products. Featuring Jake Friedland, David Hayes, George G. King III, Lauren O'Neil, Grant Rosenmeyer, and Andrew Zutty and the voices of Lester Grant, Ashley Greenfield, Dino Stamatopoulos, and Leyna Juliet Webber. Narrated by Julia Ireland and Mark Rivers.
• Mnemonics: Your, Dear Dear Friend - Another educational film that involves Mnemonics for reading the notes for music, the groups of bones in the spinal column, the first five Presidents of the United States, the original 13 Colonies of America. Featuring Nicholas Boak, Precious Coleman, Chase MacIntosh, Stella Maeve, and Josh Kaplan. Narrated by Robert Smigel.

The Anipals compare New Year's resolutions: Hojo wants to learn to play the saxophone, Chickie hangs out with his brother with Tourette syndrome, and Fogey must resist eating his own poop. Meanwhile, Doug dresses as a caveman and builds a dinosaur skeleton out of baby back ribs, and Rocky the Fish takes a group of kids to visit a cookie factory.

• Mischievous Mitchell — A parody of Dennis the Menace as Mitchell does things to taunt his Jewish neighbors the Goldsteins much to the annoyance of his neighbor George Wilton. Featuring the voices of Darrin Baker, Mollu K. Charette, Steve Horowitz, Jennifer Jiles, Jeremy Scwhartz, and Sally Winters.
• Lost Cartoon Flashback Presents: The Black Sabbath Show - A supposed lost parody of The Beatles cartoon featuring the band Black Sabbath and their dog Doom Doom going to Hawaii. Featuring the voices of Tommy Blanca and Patrick McCarthy.
• Mnemonics: Your, Dear Dear Friend - A third educational film that involves Mnemonics for learning the atmospheres, the circular system, and the five stages of grief. Featuring Nicholas Bock, Jordan Duffy, Natalie Laspina, Ed Moran, Max Rock, and Richard Saltzman. Narrated by Robert Smigel.

Part 1 of 2. The Anipals travel to Atlantic City to visit Fogey's old friend, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, where Chickie falls in love with a chimp-stitute.

Robert Goulet guest stars.

• Stedman — A two-part supposed parody of James Bond starring the spy Stedman Graham (voiced by Tim Meadows) who is the boyfriend of Oprah Winfrey (voiced by Maya Rudolph) as some people like James Brolin (voiced by Chris Parnell) think that he is using Oprah's money and is gay. When their anniversary occurs, Stedman gets out of his love consummating with Oprah by claiming that Professor Hate has escaped from prison as he goes somewhere tropical. Oprah two-part has been told by of a vision from Dionne Warwick that Stedman is in danger and goes to help him. Also featuring the voices of Elizabeth Pryor Nagel, Tara Sands, and Ashley Wolfe.
• Porn for Everyone — A video of "Silence of the G.A.M.S." where a man engages in censored sexual intercourse with his secretary Ruth. Originally titled "Porn For Kids", changed by the network.

Part 2 of 2. Still in Atlantic City, the Anipals attempt to "unstick" Triumph before his big show. Meanwhile, Doug tries to achieve weightlessness while dressed as an astronaut.

• Great Leaders of History — A VH1 documentary parody that talks about George Washington as it claims that he fell into a deep depression and an addition to painkillers after becoming the first President of the United States, an intervention with a painful outcome, his friendship with Napoleon, his arrest for public nudity and battery of a small bear, and checking into the Betsy Ross Rehabilitation Center at Eisenhower. There are also interviews with Joe Walsh, Rick Nielsen, and George Washington himself.
• The Baby, the Immigrant, and the Guy on Mushrooms — Artemis the Cat works to keep the clueless trio from getting into danger at an airport while his owner works to check to see if their seats are together on the airplane. Featuring the voices of Doug Dale, Sarah Thyre, and Robert Smigel.
• The Safety Gang — An educational television show where four kids make up the titular group and talk about safety while interacting with Stranger Dan and keeping Wet Fingers and Outletta from playing too close to each other. They also claim that they "take a bullet for safety". Featuring Cournie Beceiro, Morgan Billings, Matthew Bush, Phillip Miller, and David Roya.
• A Michael Kupperman Cartoon Presents: Captain Marginal - A Captain Marvel parody where Billy Batsonsaws was a regular paperboy until he is talked into entering a magical cave where a powerful old man inside gives him special powers which he gains upon saying the word "Skrewpa" and will be turned into a hillbilly-themed superhero. Though the old man forgot what the acronym is due to being in the cave for too long. Featuring the voices of Robert Batttone, Doug Kleinman, and Henry Strozier.

The Anipals ditch the Funhouse to enter the lucrative, glamorous world of laboratory animal testing, as Doug celebrates Chinese New Year's Day and makes fireworks with a panda. The set was struck by detonating a puppet panda (full of innards for realism) on the set, splattering everywhere. Staged as a satirical accident, Doug replied with the word "Cut." Eventually, the Anipals reunite with an injured Doug.

John Ritter guest stars as a speaker for Claredelon, the cosmetic company doing the animal testing.

• Wonderman - After helping a woman (voiced by Ana Gasteyer) who tripped over a blind homeless man over a woman dangling from a window and a woman struggling with a purse snatcher, Wonderman (voiced by Robert Smigel) hooks her up with his alias of Henry Moore who operates a dry cleaning business.
• Nurture-You Mom & Dad - A commercial about full-sized dolls for the daughters of tired parents. There is even a version of "Nurture-You Mom & Dad" that wet themselves. Featuring Sara Kapner, Kevin Dorff, and Nin Nelson. Narrated by Jackie Maloof.
• What Do We Know? - An educational show where a man (portrayed by Bob Odenkirk) talks about a cactus, how much it rains in the Amazon rainforest, facts about Morocco, the Black Pyramid of Amenemhatt III, and the Himalayas. Also featuring Howard Kremer and Chip Pope.
• A Michael Kupperman Cartoon Presents: Pablo Picasso: His Amazing Life - A documentary about Pablo Picasso where he would get into arguments with imaginary statues that follow him, frequently getting attacked by lions, driving around with a cartoon duck, and fairies rocking him while duck sang him to sleep. Featuring the voices of Robert Battone, Doug Kleinman, and Dino Stamatopoulos.