Just to get you started dancing always remember that...

Dancing should above all else be enjoyable to do even if
it is not enjoyable for others to watch!  (quote by Debi Cragun)

Beginning dancers prefer to take "intermediate" level classes.
Intermediate dancers prefer to take "advanced" level classes.
Advanced dancers take private lessons to work on their basics
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Everyone can dance, some primates just choose not to. (quote by Debi Cragun)

Why did the chicken cross the road? 

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Ballroom Dancers' response:

“Crossing the road followed line of dance.”

“To get the judges' attention.”

“The road lead, the chicken followed.”